Top Posts of Last Week Part 1

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Suddenly, my dick sucker disappeared under the table. I bent over and watched in shock as he disappeared into an open vent at the far end of the carrel desks, his ass waving in his slutty Catholic schoolgirl outfit and high heel shoes. I saw his hand dart out, grab the vent cover, and close the vent behind him as he disappeared into the building ventilation system.

I was so distracted by this turn of events that I failed to notice the campus police officer as he came up behind me. "Sir. We're going to have to ask you to leave the library again. This is the third time we have had to ask you to stop taking your dick out in public."

"It's not my fault." I explained. "It's those dick sucking frat boys again." I quickly reviewed with the officer what I had been force to endure of the last few minutes. I also reviewed with him at least ten times that, yes, I was in fact sober.

"So that is what happened. Some guy sucked your dick, then disappeared into the walls." The officer ask me again. "And I remind you its a crime to lie to the police."

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Dick sucking, disappearing frat boys are to blame, same as the other times." I explained to the officer. I had tried to run from the officer the first two times this had happened to me, but the police had radios so no matter how far or fast I ran, they were able to bring in enough backup to catch me.

Then, for no reason, I was arrested. They would not release me till I signed something saying that I would never again enter the college library.